Jonathan Papelbon...All American DOUCHE

This fucking guy is the douche of all douches. Someone needs to hit a line drive & catch him in the mouth. Actually, nothing would be wrong with just charging the mound either. I'm sure Major League Baseball would allow it & not suspend the player. Someone do the world a favor & take the bullet for the rest of baseball. The Red Sox have plenty of annoying players. But Papelbon is top douche in an organization full of douches.

With the Red Sox claiming Billy Wagner off waivers, little Johnny voiced his opinion in asinine fashion saying, "What has he done? Has he pitched this year?" "Is he ready to pitch or is he not? … I think our bullpen is good where we’re at right now. Don’t get me wrong. But I guess you could always make it better. It’s kind of like the Eric Gagne thing, I guess."

What has he done? Well he's managed to save 385 games or so, but more importantly, he's done so without becoming an arrogant piece of shit. If Papelbon is too dense to see that this makes his team better, then he clearly is not capable of processing thought. Wagner however did not go quiet of course. "I don’t have anything to say about somebody like that. When he walks in my shoes then I’ll say something. Let him be 38 and have Tommy John surgery."

Personally I'm hoping for Tommy John surgery next week of the career ending variety. No player deserves a bigger fall off the pedestal than Papelbon. But I'll settle for someone punching him in the face. So to anyone reading this, if you happen to be a crazed maniac, & happen to see Jonathan Robert Papelbon, PLEASE PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. Your friends at The Skinny Post will have bail money ready.